muppetmayhem:

icantbelieveijoined:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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THE END

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

(Source: videohall)

5 hours ago with 520,279 notes / via: trollfacemommy source: videohall
omg this is so cute i want to die - sesame street -

oprahsleftnipple:

indian—summer01:

darling-youll-be-okay-someday:

seeking-sabr:

doitfora5iver:

turkeytree:

chelseaalysse:

"Everything in my head went quiet. 

All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared. 

When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments. 

Even in bed, I’m thinking: 
Did I lock the doors? Yes. 
Did I wash my hands? Yes. 
Did I lock the doors? Yes. 
Did I wash my hands? Yes. 
But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips.. 
Or the eyelash on her cheek- 
the eyelash on her cheek- 
the eyelash on her cheek. 
I knew I had to talk to her. 
I asked her out six times in thirty seconds. 
She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going. 
On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or talking to her.. 
But she loved it. 
She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times at different times of the day. 
She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk. 
When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely lock the door eighteen times. 
I’d always watch her mouth when she talked- 
when she talked- 
when she talked- 
when she talked; 
when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges. 
At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off. 
She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her. 
But then.. She said I was taking up too much of her time. 
That I couldn’t kiss her goodbye so much because I was making her late for work.. 
When she said she loved me, her mouth was a straight line.. 
When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking.. 
And last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place. 
She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but.. 
How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her? 
Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t. 
I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her. 
Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin. 
I see myself crushed by an endless succession of cars.. 
And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on. 
I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel.. 
How she turns shower knobs like she opening a safe. 
How she blows out candles- 
blows out candles- 
blows out candles- 
blows out candles- 
blows out-…. 
Now, I just think about who else is kissing her. 
I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once-he doesn’t care if it’s perfect! 
I want her back so bad.. 
I leave the door unlocked. 
I leave the lights on. ”

I’ve always seen this gif and never really understood it till now. So heartbreaking. 

this whole thing really fucks me up man

Tears

One of my favs

duuuuude

This is seriously heartbreaking

His name is Neil Hilborn and this poem is called OCD.

(Source: edgarwrights)

5 hours ago with 692,721 notes / via: theuncommonplace source: edgarwrights
uh - so this is - wow - *feels* - ocd - poetry - love - heartbreak - neil hilborn - jesus -

sandandglass:

Excuses to leave a situation.

5 hours ago with 3,471 notes / via: trollfacemommy source: sandandglass
ACTUAL BEST - new girl - jess day - zooey deschanel - schmidt -

#Cavillconservation

6 hours ago with 540 notes / via: henrycavilledits source: henrycavilledits
*whines* - dose curls doe - hdu - henry cavill - you've got me begging for thread -

umqra:

sometimes i laugh at my tags

because they’re just like

‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’

shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#daniel radcliffe’

21 hours ago with 79,826 notes / via: nancysdowns source: umqra
lmfao omg this is actually me - same - tags -
21 hours ago with 5,689 notes / via: controlyourface source: claudesrains-deactivated2013110
ugh - charade - audrey hepburn - cary grant -

It was easy to get me to do this TV show. All the roles I’ve ever gotten, you’ve seen the roles I’ve gotten. They’ve been wonderful but so many of them have been downtrodden. They’ve been women who are pretty much asexual, they haven’t been realized, they have careers but no names. And all of a sudden I was given this opportunity to play someone sexy, mysterious, someone complicated. And it was a chance to use my craft. It was a chance to transform. It was a chance to surprise myself and the public. And I took it. - Viola Davis

22 hours ago with 4,998 notes / via: rubyredwisp source: rubyredwisp
ahhhhh - how to get away with murder - viola davis -

eyesopen:

Honestly can’t get over how consistently amazing Taylor is to her fans. Who else invites 89 fans to their house TWICE and plays an entire unreleased album for them??? Not to mention the times she’s previously invited her fans over to her houses. She’s baked cookies (on multiple occasions!!) for fans. Liking a zillionnn photos on Instagram and writing long comments giving life and love advice. Figuring out Tumblr and following so many people. Liking and reblogging our posts. Who else stalks a girl down a street because they have her tour t-shirt on?! Giving a fan money for her birthday dinner. Flying to Ohio just to surprise a fan at her bridal shower. All the post concert meet & greets she’s done. Or when she wore the ‘no it’s becky’ shirt like our little inside joke. This girl doesn’t just go the extra mile for her fans, it’s more of a marathon. Taylor, I hope you know how happy you make us. It is a privilege to be your fan.

23 hours ago with 188 notes / via: eyesopen source: eyesopen
this is legit as fuck - taylor swift - secret sessions -

just, can i high five you?

23 hours ago with 1,982 notes / via: beckyrenee source: beckyrenee
the actual best reaction gif of all time - parks and rec - leslie knope - michelle obama - amy poehler -

I’M SORRY I’M TALKING SO LOUD, I’M GETTING LOUDER NOW AND I CAN’T STOP, MY APOLOGIES.

23 hours ago with 8,763 notes / via: bodiebroadus source: bodiebroadus
LKJD - leslie knope - parks and rec - michelle obama - amy poehler -
23 hours ago with 112,091 notes / via: stilinskis source: stilinskis
TYHIS SHOW IS SO EPIC - THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FACE WHEN SHE SHOWED UP TOO - OMG LESLIE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL - parks and rec - leslie knope - michelle obama - amy poehler -

wonderstay:

“omg tumblr is so awesome and so funny. No one is as funny on any of the other social media sites like tumblr! They are just totally cool with being themselves, I love it.” (x

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23 hours ago with 452 notes / via: gay4tay source: wonderstay
UGH - she's so sweet - and 'i feel like i look sad in my glasses' - omg i love - taylor swift - secret sessions - tumblr -

(Source: kendaspntwd)

1 day ago with 368 notes / via: fassadams source: kendaspntwd
omg someone help me - he's so - and i'm just - *cries* - michael fassbender - i wanna do bad things with you -
1 day ago with 209 notes / via: lizzieolsens source: lizzieolsens
omg - same - scandal - parks and rec - donna meagle - retta -

lochnessmorgan:

How To Get Away With Murder - Summary

1 day ago with 23,620 notes / via: lordcrow source: lochnessmorgan
LMFAO. - BASICALLY - alfred enoch - how to get away with murder -